The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of X.A.N.A.! (O RLY?)
All swans in England belong to X.A.N.A.. (I thought it was in France...)
If you lace X.A.N.A. from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe. (...Huh?)
X.A.N.A. can be seen from space. (He CAN?)
X.A.N.A. can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee! (Yet he is nowhere as sweet as the honey...)
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat X.A.N.A., though it may feel uncomfortable. (You can eat X.A.N.A.? COOL!)
Over 46,000 pieces of X.A.N.A. float on every square mile of ocean. (OMG WE'RE DOOMED!)
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and X.A.N.A.! (OMG WE'RE DOOMED!)
X.A.N.A. can sleep for three and a half years. (Then why doesn't he?)
X.A.N.A. is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons. (X.A.N.A. has a moon named after him?)
Just HAD to say that.